i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
when you walk towards a bird but it flies away
These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
when you about to fall asleep and remember you had homework
excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right
TO BEAR ARMS
THE CUTEST BIRD IN THE WORLD (The Japanese Long Tailed Tit)
Secret only share… This birb actual marchmello who learn a fly!
Keep outta a sun, tiny peep!
green square doesn’t understand true love